Well, let me ask you this: Did I mention that Claude has a brother?
After I made Claude, he stuck around for a week or so before I had to ship him off to Bowling Green, Ohio, as part of a birthday gift for Chris. During that time, he spent a lot of time hanging around with my friends and I – specifically, my friends Kelsey and Thomas. Claude came to the pool with us. He came out to lunch. He drank beer. You get the idea. So then, when the fateful day finally arrived and we had to say goodbye to our dear friend Claude, it just felt so wrong.
So what did we do? We drove to Target, bought an XXL-size shirt for $6.00, and got to work making a new, bigger, Claude. We call him Claude 2.0. His name is pronounced like “Cloud-uh” because he is pretentious. He even has accessories! More on that later.











